The Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast

In the mythical times before social distancing, The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez came together in a secret meeting to discuss matters of the upmost importance. Listen in to their conversation about the gag reflex and flavors of your refrigerator.

Bret is back as this episodes guest, wooing all of us into submissive acts with his exotic accent. After a little conversation about health and the rise of mushroom supplements, they have a bit of self deprecating fun. They build a hypothetical poor soul named Carl who has all of the worst traits the three have to offer from themselves. Finally they wrap it up with an awesome draft where they choose from the greatest movie monster of all time.

The duo is joined by their buddy Ethan, a high energy foody with an affinity for the art of eating out. The boys talk a bit about eating poke followed by a fun game of Snake Oil. Somewhere along the lines, Ethan takes us through a hilarious poop story. To wrap things up, Nick, Kawika and Ethan attempt to create their own playlist of the most annoying songs ever, in one of the funniest drafts to date.

Agent Oahu is back at Tin Can Studios joining Nick and Kawika for some good old banter. First, they pick Agent Oahu’s brain on some of the perks of living in Kailua. Then they dissect the phenomenon of mystery boxes with the recent emergence of the MSCHF Box. It’s quite the social experiment. Later they dive into a fun game of snake oil, and they wrap the show up by revealing some of their most influential writers.

You're in for a treat as Nick and Kawika had their little powwow this past Valentine's Day. Nick gives Kawika a bit of a history lesson before they play around with the idea of suddenly waking up in the 1800's. Then, Nick goes on a rant about common phrases that he believes make no sense. Finally, they wrap it up with a few road rage triggers and give a bit of advice on buying household items.

Unfortunately the video footage of this content was lost, but we still got the audio from this hilarious "Bring It On" stand-alone segment. They go through and each assign one another an extra body part in a random location and they argue about who has the best combination.

In a another conversation among nitwits, Nick and Kawika are in the Tin Can Studio this week after a devastating loss to Kawika's 49ers. After trying to cheer him up, they get into the news where they Spotify has a new marketing campaign, the DIY sectors are apparently expanding, and theres now more gold in the world that we know what to do with.

With your friendly South African pal back in the studio, Bret joins the guys for another gander into his colorful life. This time they explore the ideas and adventures of how Bret came to be covered in tattoos. Later, Bret files away a good old poop story into the books and they wrap the show up with "What would you do if..." and a star spudded draft for all you carb lovers out there.

In a bonus episode sans guest, Nick and Kawika are in the Tin Can recording an episode just for the heck of it. First they go through a rapid fire segment of "This or That" where we find out a little more about the guys and their surprising preferences. On the back half of the show, we introduce a segment we're calling, "Why do we still do this?" Kawika goes through a hand full of norms about modern society and the two contemplate why they still exist.

This week at wild and wacky Tin Can Studio's, Nick and Kawika are joined again by musician Andrew Xavier Barrio. After catching with Xavier on his current music endeavors, they explore a new segment called Snake Oil. You're in for some laughs as they each do their best infomercial impressions. Next, they contemplate what it would be like if we could see sounds. To wrap it up, the guys each have their own record label and they draft a team of the best recording artists throughout history. Vote for your favorite team on twitter.